crazy stuff that you should (or shouldn’t) try

(1) fart in a bottle and unleash it at a fancy social gathering

(2) go a whole day pretending that you’re an alien from Planet Zork

(3) get plastic surgery and ask the doctor to make you look like a pug dog.

(4) wear a mask for a whole day

(5) order your annoying little neighbor to eat a slug

(6) when the doctor hits your knee with his mini hammer, kick him. (or try as hard as you can not to move so he thinks you have no reflexes)

(7) invite everyone you know to a party at your neighbor’s house and have them show up and your neighbors don’t know they’re having a party.